![]() Pinckney would have to be the Half Eaten Grapes Pop-tart. Yackey is by definition wildicious, and the rainbow box just suits her. My second choice would have to be Wildliciouis Wildberry. Yackey- I tried to search for a dirtbag Pop-tart but alas none was to be found. She’s sweet and her classroom atmosphere is very warm and inviting. Grayson- I decided to stick with the classic Cinnamon Roll flavor for Ms. Altman because I’m in Spanish, but I feel like her class would be almost identical to a confetti cupcake. I can’t exactly come up with a reasoning as for why, but for some reason it just fits.ĭr. Murphy, I had to go with the Flex Tape Pop-tart. She’s a cheetah print high-heel wearing bada**. Orr, I decided upon the Sparkly Pink Mace Pop-tart. I also felt it to be ironic considering the horrible state of the grass at Patriots Point golf course that is probably never cut. Nothing better than sitting in the backyard lawn chair and watching the world go by. Stackhouse because he’s just an earthly hippie at heart. Stackhouse- I chose the “Freshly Cut Grass” Pop-tart for Mr. Remember: a moment on the lips, forever on the hips. She’ll probably be upset that I even associated her name with a “piece of processed junk” as she would call it. Colon has to be the Just The Crust Pop-tart, because she actually has probably never had a pop-tart in her life. I also associate her with the Pumpkin Spice Latte from Starbucks. She’s family-friendly, warm and familiar, and a bit of some old southern comfort. Benton the limited edition Pumpkin Pie Pop-tart because I feel like she perfectly embodies thanksgiving. Not to mention there’s nothing better than a ham and cheese lunchable after a tough practice on the baseball field. Rush is the Ham and Cheddar Lunchable Pop-tart because he’s classic and consistent. She’s a little kooky, and depending on the day you never know what flavor you’re gonna get. Hurt, because to be honest she reminds me quite a bit of Toucan Sam. Hurt- I decided to go with the Froot Loop Pop-tart for Ms. However if you feel particularly moved to do so, feel free to shoot me an email for your own personalized pop-tart palm reading. I wasn’t able to include every staff member because to be completely honest it would be way too difficult to find a fitting flavor for every single person. With that being said, I will be including some non-traditional Pop-Tart flavors as well. Some of these will be classics such as Chocolate Fudge or Brown Sugar Cinnamon, but unfortunately there iaren’t enough original flavors to go around. Today will be assigning various Pop-Tart flavors to their deserving Academic Magnet staff member.
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